Apr 15 2009
Second amendment rests for a day of Gingrinchian teabagging
As the staff at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, and Laundromat gears up for the next imaginary tragedy involving the exercise of second amendment rights by people who can’t get enough of my insignificant penis, I want to take this opportunity to thank the dozens of developmentally disabled Republicans across the country who showed up to blame the past eight years of Bush administration spend and borrow policies on Biraq Hussein Obama and his amazing Portuguese Water Dog, Bo Jangles.
It is so refreshing to realize that the NOMPH™ is still inhabited by the kinds of little Eichmann’s that foreigners love to fly fuel-laden jetliners into. Watching these amateurs imitating the left-wing loonies they so thoroughly despise convinces me the Farelly Brothers made a mistake casting Sean Penn as Larry to Jim Carrey’s Curly and Benicio’s Moe in the upcoming Three Stooges movie. I can’t think of a better bunch of knuckleheads than Newt Lounge Lizard Gingrinch, Bobby Volcanoe Dumbee Lindal, and Rush Hindenberg Limbaugh.
