May 18 2009
Didn’t he ever hear of the second amendment?
Despite my best efforts to educate the NOMF™ in the kinds of things they would have learned in school if anyone was paying attention and we had an educational system where students got some real rewards for their efforts — such as being able to bust a cap in some stupid English teacher’s petulant buttocks every now and then — some people just won’t get with the program.
Take the case of Andrew Mizsak, a man of undetermined seniority according to my sources in the liberal media, who called 911 in Bedford, Ohio, over the weekend after his 28-year-old son threw a plate of food and shook his fist at him. I have no idea what Andrew Junior had on his plate at the time, but at least one of my imaginary sources claim the attack was backed by the FSM, a known pataphysical terrorist organization committed to the end of irrational thought.
