Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs

I like to pop off a few hundred rounds whenever I can, but in these desperate economic times I don’t want to seem like a profligate Republicrat or Demoblican in wasting ammo when I could be helping terminate real bad guys outside my gated community. I am not a drive-by shooter by nature. I wasn’t even raised that way. If I was genetically predisposed to be a nigga, I would be a Clarence Thomas kind of nigga, and I’d be on the Supreme Court putting pubes on my Diet Coke cans and asking the interns to pick them off with their teeth.

I understand why lower class emotional and intellectual defective constructs forced to live in terrible conditions by liberals who have always run the country would find my mocking of their use of the second amendment to poke holes in other lower class dipshits as somewhat disingenuous, even if they buttbump Sarah Palin to ask her press corps to find out what disingenuous means, but that’s not the point.

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