Apr 08 2009
The second amendment liberates prime time TV
Kalpen Suresh Modi succumbed to a self-inflicted second amendment wound to the head Monday night on Fox television as part of an agreement with the Biraq Obama administration that allows him to become Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Liaison. In that capacity, he will serve as a conduit between the first mostly white black man to serve as president and a growing number of angry Asians who have been involved in mass shootings in recent years.
In addition to opening a pataphysical door in the head of his alterego on the hit House TV series, Modi agreed to renounce acting as “a vile and pernicious act practiced only by neocondi rice and beaners,” consider converting to Judaism from Hinduism, and refrain from appearing in any new Harold and Kumar movies until after the 2010 mid-term elections.
Meanwhile, other supporters of the second amendment continued their inexorable march across the NOMPH™ landscape today, imposing its will or exerting its rights in several states and leaving the well-chastised behind in its wake like whimpering pups whining for their euthanized mommies.
According to recent polls, registered weapons from sea to poisoned sea now nearly equal the human population of the terrortorial U.S., and once weapons get the right to vote, according to my disinformed sources, only those with full-body armor will not be outlaws.
Suit up or stand down.
Well, I should think many people already vote with their weapons
Why cast a vote, I always say, when you can launch it.
reCAPTCHA is into uncanny puns again, this time with Payne’s deserved.
Of course it is.
Without Payne, I’d have no excuse for shooting up.