Mar 30 2009
Sean Penn tops bin Laden on Bloviator Bill O’Reilly’s boycott list
Isn’t that an irrelevant scream? How far up his ass does Bill have his head these days? Don’t answer that. It’s a rectumhorical question.
The funniest thing in the news today was Moammar Gaddafi flipping off King Abdullah X of Saudi Arabia after learning that he wasn’t going to be in the new Farrelly Brothers Three Stooges movie, in which Penn has already nailed down the role of Larry, with Jim Carrey going chrome dome for Larry.
On top of that, the Farrellys are trying to lure Benicio “Che” Del Toro to take the role Gaddafi has been dreaming of and stockpiling dirty cream pie bombs for three decades now in anticipation. So after calling the Saudi King a “a phucking no good faux stooge of the Western imperialists,” he went to buy some shoes at the Footlocker’s Imelda Marcos Emporium in Riyadh before doing some Web surfing at a Starbucks in a local museum.
Do you realize that Gaddafi can say: “Why I oughta… in more than 20 languages? That always surprises me.
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There is nothing that amuses me more than hearing that Bloviator Bill O’Reilly is still alive and well. I recall the guy as the anchor at KATU in Portland when Jeff Gianola was still the weatherman, and Bill liked to copy his pay stub and accidentally leave the original in the copier to let everyone know how little management figured they were worth. What a guy. What an role model for insignificant penises now and forever.
I figure the real reason that Bill is pissed at Sean has more to do with not getting even considered to be a cast member in The Three Stooges, even though the recent role models were some of Bill’s greatest heroes.
Looking back at Bloviator Bill’s picture, I can’t help but wonder WWJJD (What would Jim Jones do) to help Bill get through this crisis of Catholic self doubt. Hey, Bill, I got your Koolaid right cheer! Drink up and smile!
