Mar 31 2009
FoxNation.com set to change even less than 9/11
Banking on the fervent belief of its indentured servants that self-stimulation, emulation, and imitation are not really sincere forms of flattery or symptomatic of deep-rooted psychotic dysfunction, Fox News has decided to fight back against the rampaging liberals who have savaged the economic system and national security in the past 45 days, leaving the nation in ruins, by attacking the Huffington Post and trying to level the playing field to talk radio intelligence on the Ted Stevens InterWeb system of tubes to nowhere.
They call this latest exercise in right-wingnut mass debation the FoxNation.com, hoping to counter, I suppose, the Colbert Nation effect. Colbertians are now among the most powerful imaginary voting bloc on the planet, having successfully gotten the name of the impish South Carolina native on objects, processes, and other meaningless constructs around the world and even into space. NASA is scrambling to figure out how to pull a Bush administration decision out of a Comedy Central hat and name their defective module anything but Colbert.
Imagine how covetous Rupert Murdoch and his minions of meaningless mayhem must be of an organized and munchie-distracted legion of angry chimps and other primates who are willing to roll up their feces and fling those balls through their imaginary bars and into the Ethernet to annoy ordinary assholes who really have no concept of what life or death means.
