Jan 24 2009
Two turds approve of Obama’s performance so far
That’s what I heard on the morning commute yesterday, but I didn’t catch their names. I thought I heard Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers, but it turns out I was wrong. I misunderinterpreted the NPR news reader’s pronunciation of thirds. It was supposed to be two-thirds approve, which means, of course, that at least one turd does not approve, and tracking down one turd is going to be even harder than finding who the two-thirds are, assuming anyone cares
Speaking of anyone caring, I guess that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin can give her favorite industrial strength vibrator a rest after experiencing multiple poopadoodle orgasms when New York Governor Blind Lemon Paterson appointed Kirsten Gillibrand to the Senate seat vacated by Secretary of State Hillary Rodman Clinton.
Sarah had spent the last couple of weeks whining and complaining about how Caroline Kennedy was being treated better than she was just because she was rich, famous, talented, and a survivor of childhood parental assassination abuse by Richard Nixon and the liberal media. Maybe the Governibator is planning to invite athletic NRA supporter Gillibrand out for an aerial hunt of endangered species while scouting new ways to run pipelines across the tundra. Wouldn’t that be fun?
