Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs

I was going to say “My God!” but I have no God. I’m not an atheist. I’m a human opposed to theism. I suppose that makes me an antitheist. If you believe in shit, that’s fine. I believe in shit as well. I compost.

On the other hand, I think it is time to arrest and detain George W. Bush before he does any more damage to the planet or the people who happen to stick to its surface. This man has no nutrients or nutritional value. There is no reason to keep him in this solar system. Jettison his gene pool, including the drunken twins, Regan and Cordelia.

The First Idiot continues his mission to make the NOMPH™ forget that he has spent his entire eight years in office claiming not to have any interest in promoting a legacy, while it is obvious that his entire promotion of the Bush Doctrine was more important in his attempting to cement his place in American history than his ability to read My Pet Goat upside down on September 11, 2001, when he could finally start avenging his father’s humiliation by Saddam Hussein.

Why is no one throwing eggs and pies at this moron? Are you not men? Are you not women? Are you not marginally intelligent? Why are you such pussies?

Granted, the liberal media can’t be expected to go against the prevailing advertising without some incentive to help offset the support from those who really want you to revere whatever horse exhaust the most powerful developmentally disabled sociopath is currently spouting and report it as news without comment, because that’s just the kind thing A. J. Liebling would do, if he thought it would keep the sheckels flowing in terms of advertising revenues. Liberals have no purpose in life, as far as I can tell. If you have evidence to the contrary, please contact me by e-mail and I will laugh at you on You-Tube.

Yeah. I realize that some of you are not Jews or sociopaths affiliated with other worthless religious organizations, such as Christians or Muslims or Neocondi Rice and Beaners, but I’m guessing that most among you who do not have any say in the way the world is not particularly well run are potential collateral damage, as opposed to humanitarian “forces.” Can I wave goodbye to you? I mean, for Christmas? Please let me know by e-mail. I don’t want to offend any of you anymore than you want me to.

George W. Bush needs to be arrested, tried, convicted, and executed for crimes against humanity.

There. I’ve said it once again.

I have been saying it since before the original 2000 election results were certified.

In fact, I said it before his father took office. How long is it going to take before this ignorant collection of idiots finally understands that if you filled the prisons with the real felons, you’d have affordable housing for most of the homeless?

What the phuck is the matter with us? Why can’t apply the same punishments to the arrogant assholes who blithely slaughter thousands of unarmed civilians that we do to people who supply illegal drugs to people who don’t have the self-discipline to control their doses?

Again. AGAIN. Let me restate the premise: George W. Bush has murdered hundreds of thousands of innocent unarmed civilians because he believes he could without retribution. I say he was wrong in that assumption. I say he should be tried and executed if convicted for his crimes. I say he deserves no library. I say phuck him and his family.

Are you willing to live with Bush’s self-assessment? From a total asshole? From this incompetent worthless sack of shit? What did you dip your voting finger in purple dye? What is your problem? Are you a Tom Brokaw worshipper? Shame on you and your gene pool. I’m sure no one is lining up for your stem cells.

But whatever the pathetic history of the victors shows, you deserve what happens next.

September 11, 2001, was a response to stupidity, not a new aggression from a new player. George W. Bush seems to think that the only way to win whatever phucking war he and his brain-dead administration of poopchuters is to take diplomacy and communication off the table.

Phuck him. Apprehend him. Try him. Take him down. Skin him. Hang pieces of his body from light poles around the beltway and post photos on Web-cams so perverts like me can do photo-manipulation of the maggots working the pipe.

Now more than ever, we cannot afford to allow a anti-imaginative malignancy like George W. Bush to escape eradication. Really. Think about it. Are you willing to let the last eight years of lunacy influence what Biraq can hope to accomplish? We can’t afford to allow George W. Bush to continue to speak as if his crimes against humanity have already been forgiven when he hasn’t yet stood trial. Do you think he’s going to ask the governor of Illinois to pardon him before January 20th? It could happen.

The NOMPH needs to arrest this man and imprison him. NOW. No more Mr. and Mrs. nice idiots. Don’t be as stupid as I know you are. Arrest him and try him. And get on with deal with the dregs of what he and his administration has left, not only us, but the innocent people he was worked so hard to convince you are the enemy. They are not the enemy. They have never been the enemy.

G. W. Bush has always been the enemy. Don’t let him get away.

Just kidding. I really don’t give a phuck. This is your problem. Have at it. Dickweeds and Queefs.

Osama bin watching The Outlaw Josie Wales.

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