Dec 05 2008
Fubar Ubu admits he might have misunderestimated the provlem
Do any of you get the feeling that there is a revolution in progress? The change is surely not evolutionary, given the past 40 years of stupidity in the NOMPH™.
The past eight years of arrogant lunacy supported by complete idiots (and if you count yourselves among the complete idiots, you deserve to be called perfected idiots, because that’s what you are; Can I make it any less painful for you? If so, send me e-mail, and if enough of you complete idiots admit you voted for Biraq, I will use something like “jerkoffs” or “zealots” or “morons” or “dickweeds” or “the bastard offspring of former slave owners” or “the sons and daughters of the industrial states who promised the bastard offspring of former slave owners something better than they have ended up with,” to describe your impotent outrage in realizing that the only thing you can do to protect yourself from the inevitable is to buy firearms. You have seen the stories, of course, about what most people were doing on White Friday when they weren’t trampling temporary employees at Walmart to death.
I’m so glad my mission here is not to save humans, because I don’t like them. I don’t care what their pathetic political or religion systems are. I like them even less when I have to deal with DNA proximity to them. We are not talking about super-organisms when humans are involved. We are often not even talking about sentient behavior.
What is it with you people? Do you really think that shooting whatever moves is going to solve your problems? Even the First Idiot, the most powerful developmentally disabled person ever to phuck with the present and the future, is now admitting that his obsession with avenging Saddam Hussein’s nose-thumbing of his clueless old man has resulted in unexpected consequences that he hopes his successor will be able to resolve, even if he is an uppity nigger.
While you perhaps cannot remember the last time you were so thoroughly hornswaggled by the scumbags you vote for, I want to rub this occasion in your faces. That’s how we keep puppies from soiling the carpet. You idiots have blithely soiled an entire planet and expected the other inhabitants of the dying soon-to-be asteroid to thank you for it.
God isn’t going to nail you for your inept functionality, because there is no God. Never has been. The people you have failed to annihilate, on the other hand, already understand what you don’t, and they will.
Merry Christmas, dickweeds and queefs. The sooner you detain George Bush and turn him over to some moral authority on the planet (assuming there is such a thing, which I doubt), the sooner you can get back to shopping. You know that’s all you live for. You don’t? Everyone else does. You idiots.
