Dec 02 2008
Thank God for a Godless economy
The latest phynancial news looks like a godsend for continuing the war on terror without having to bring up the “D” word, whatever the “D” word means these days. Out of work losers reaching for the lower rungs of the economic ladder are lined up to throw themselves on those sticky bombs in those sticky places where our NOMPH™ policies have made sticking to the surface of the planet a rather nasty business for occupiers and occupied alike.
A cynic might suggest that the Neocondi Rice and Beaner Bush administration orchestrated the economy to ensure that Fubar had an opportunity to slip out of the country before his well-armed volunteer heroes redeployed to the states and decided to redress their grievances in the manner to which they had been indoctrinated and get into some Abu Grabass down in Crawford, clearing brush for freedomocracy.
I’ve never been a cynic, because cynicism is entirely too hopelessly optimistic. Cynicism implies an unwillingness to dig down to the root causes of systemic failure in a cosmos of miserable phucks (COMPH™). Cynics are liberals who have lost the ability to get their dumb asses off the couch and out on the street where rational people can run them over with trucks and buses.
Without the liberal media, the NOMPH would not continue to plod along in its meaningless, counterproductive meander through the consciousness of a God who is clearly not paying attention, either because She does not believe in photo radar or She has a really good attorney, probably Jewish, possibly a convert inspired by Sammy Davis, Jr. You know, the black guy with the glass eye that inspired David Bowie and that dwarf who used to do whatever it was?
Merry Christmas to all the good knights and maidens who will suffer through another holiday season of the merriment of a NOMPH unable to admit that stupidity is not wisdom, popularity is not justice, polite coverage is not endorsement, and that lunacy at the policy level is criminal and should be punished.
Do you really feel more secure knowing that you are sending people to war because they can’t afford to live in the consequent economy back home? You should be as ashamed as I am. Consider it your resolution for 2009 to recognize your shame and do something to atone for it.
And don’t start by asking my what I’m going to do. That’s none of my business, so how could it be any of yours?
