Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs

What can I say to outgoing First Idiot George W. Bush other than “Don’t let the cosmic door smack your dimbulb reborn tookus on the way out. I got your MISSION ACCOMPLISHED right here, honkey!”

I’ve read estimates that more than a million people are expected to show up when Biraq Hussein Obama puts his hand on a copy of the Koran to be sworn in as the 44th president of the NOMF™ and announces his intention to convert to Islam. Just kidding, although I think it would be a hoot if he did. On par, for example, when he was talking about the dog he was planning to give his girls, calling it a mutt, and adding “like me.” I can’t remember the last human to occupy the White House. I wonder if he’ll let Zooey Baird screen the housekeeping staff and nannies to ensure the white domestic help does not include illegal Irish people.

Considering that the blithering bimbo we have endured for eight years has drunkenly steered this nation from one awful uninsured ditch to another while claiming that anyone opposed to his lunacy was an enemy of the heroes of 9/11 and hated our freedom, it is probably safe to assume that whoever shows up on January 20, 2009 will not be included on the list of Fubar’s friends. I wonder if Bush will issue orders to detain and interrogate everyone in Washington before the ceremony starts just to prove he won’t get fooled again.

I’d be surprised, really, if any of the Bush cronies is still in the territories when power is transferred. I suspect that most of them, their assests, and the friends and family members are already guests of the coalition of the willing. Remember them? Joe Biden was recently invited to visit the bunker of vice president in hiding Lon Cheney, and I hope he turned that evildoer down, but you can never tell. Joe the Biden could be Joe the Fixer for all you know. That’s the American Way. Anyone can grow up and become a worthless scumbag.

Think of all the names of all the goons and goblins who have disgraced the hopes and aspirations of ordinary U.S. citizens though their self-centered ideological service to deceit and corruption in the war against reason and humanity since Dubya ignored the August 6, 2001 PDB hoping to lead the nation into a holy war to avenge how history is going to treat his bumbling linkage-free father, spread freedomocracy, and impose the rule of Christian-filtered law throughout the raging heathen world of the Islamicans. So how did that work out for you?

Shall I provide a partial list of these despicable public servants off the top of my head without even mentioning the complicit members of the liberal media elite at FOX News, CNN, and EIB, or those great religio-economic leaders who have done so much to make your world a more safely disposable place?

John Ashcroft
Alberto Gonzalez
Donald Rumsfeld
Michael Brown
Condoleeza Rice
Stephen Hadley
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Ari Shapiro
Tony Snow
Dick Cheney
Dana Perino
Jack Abramoff
Kenneth Lay
Grover Norquist
Ralph Reed
Karl Rove
Scooter Libby
Elliot Abrams
Richard Perle
Otto Reich
Harriet Miers
John Bolton
Josh Bolten
John Negroponte
Paul Wolfowitz
Claude Allen
George Tenet
Colin Powell
John Poindexter
Richard Armitage

I give up.

My fingers are tired.

Surely there’s room for these people and everyone in their gene pool at the Fletcher Memorial Home for Colonial Wasters of Life and Limb?

Have a nice day.

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