Nov 09 2008
One Liners for the new Biraq Era
Why has nobody asked why the Republicans don’t object to be called the Red states? Are they communists? That would explain nationalization of the banks and Wall Street and their willingness to expand the bailout to credit unions, which we all know are simply places where communists hide their money from the IRS.
How many people couldn’t bring themselves to vote for either of the binary sides of Biraq? You still end up with a politician.
Anybody looking to weigh in on calling Sarah Palin a complete incompetently cute poop chute? I know I am. Do you think she will take it like a man? She probably won’t even take it like a woman. She’s a Republican, from Alaska. And an idiot to boot. Seriously. Have you ever heard a woman you less like to enter into? I’m guessing Todd doesn’t even want to thwap that twat. I still think the kids are off limits, although you have to wonder when you think about their names, and Ted Stevens.
Can I still smack on liberals for their complete lack of substance? You mean that stink I smell when I walk in their shadow does not imply substance? Thank you. I didn’t think so either.
I can’t remember meeting a conservative I didn’t like, but then, I’m 62 years old and have yet to meet a conservative. And yeah, I’ve checked the mirror.
Does anyone remember the quickest way to the Long Island Expressway from Glasgow, New Jersey? Why would you? For extra points, can you remember the last elected official that was not a complete fecal construct?
I don’t want to believe. I don’t don’t need to believe. I need evidence. I need something to convince me that having a mulatto in the highest office of the NOMF™ indicates that business will not be conducted as usual.
I am listening to Mike Oldfield. He is still playing the same song I loved 30 years ago, and it is still beautiful, with an orchestra and great production values, and I take that as a positive sign. If you don’t, you don’t.
We still have the same murderous president in charge for another 70 days, and everybody seems to think it is the responsibility of Biraq to remove the First Idiot from power after eight years of NOMF support of the malignant illiterate bunghole fury meister.
It’s not gong to get better. You chose Bush and you reelected him. Do you really think that electing Biraq is going to absolve you from complicity in the terrible crimes committed so you could dine safely in the food courts of the malls of America to support the war on terror?
Write me with your outraged defense of the fecal politic in which you have immersed yourself. I have gloves and handywipes.
Biraq! Biraq!
Are you Inhussein?
