Nov 05 2008
Sweet Home Biraq Obama
What just happened yesterday? As DAG is probably going to say on Chocolate News this evening: “Have you white folk lost yo’ damn minds?” The country elected a brother that comes from this planet. Imagine that!
The election wasn’t as lopsided as in 1972 when Slippery Dick used his operatives to remove all the paper from the voting booths and dole out 14 electoral votes to McGovern, but I can’t think of a single anti-war presidential candidate who even came close to challenging the Military and Prison Industrial Complexes as a major campaign issue.
Yeah, the economy was still something that John Boy Hanoi Hilton and his dimbulb you betcha running mate were still too typically stupid and Republican to grasp, but I’ll betcha that the current First Idiot’s never-ending reelection campaign war to make the world eternally Republican eventually wore on even the most rabidly patriotic scoundrels, from Joe Six Pack to Sally Struthers. Did I really write that? Of course I did. I’ve lost my damn mind!
I understand that it’s still too early for Sarah Palin to decide whether she wants to be the maverick front-runner in 2012, but I suspect survivors of the Republican party that Fubar Bush and his malignant administration laid waste to — along with world peace, domestic prosperity, environment protections, and just about any other rational process you might want to mention — are going to spend the next two years plotting on how to hang on to whatever seats in the House and Senate come up for reelection in 2010. Good luck on that, guys.
Americans are apparently pissed at what their leadership has given them in return for their patriotic support of terrible policies and decisions rammed down the throats and up the poop-chutes of ordinary citizens by state-sponsored terrorists who had Attorney Generals Johann Asscough and Speedo Gonzalez writing their insane opinions for a president who still hasn’t finished My Pet Goat, even with Laura’s help. And it only took eight years for Americans to understand that the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were not written by Karl Rove or George Bush, or even under their criminal direction. You can train an entire dog team in less time, but that’s another subject.
It’s time now to round up the real evil doers that we can still get our hands on, no matter how deep their bunkers, and put them to work bailing out water along the Gulf Coast the next time their contingency plans and best efforts turn out to be pretty much what should have been expected all along. It looks like the vacation is over, folks. All you Republicans, back on your heads.
Americans may be slow learners and they may never attain the intelligence of a bag of hammers, but once they’ve realized how bad they’ve been snookered, well, like they say in Tennessee: “You fool me a half dozen times, shame on me, but when somebody tells me how badly I’ve been fooled, you better watch yo’ damn ass, rich boy. I’m coming for you.”
