Oct 26 2008
So eat your beans at every meal
As it turns out, your fellow Boy Scouts were right. Farts are good for you and the stinkier the better.</p
At least that what I saw the other day at LiveScience.com where research involving laboratory mice seems to indicate that that smelly farts are the key to controlling hypertension, which means an SBD emission in a crowded elevator on a transcontinental flight can help you avoid both heart attacks and strokes.
As I type this, I’m convinced that big pharma is partnering with one or more international fragrance manufacturers to produce Eau de Low Tide or Spritz au Queef. Coming soon to the Sunday paper in your hometown, there will be scratch and sniff samples of blood pressure medication that you can take to your physician and get an expensive prescription.
The more practical will, no doubt, simply drink more beer, eat more beans, and whenever they feel a little stressed and light headed, they’ll remember their Boy Scout training. They’ll relax and bend forward and drop their heads between their knees.
Then they’ll let rip with home brewed burning brake floodablasts that could help Sarah Palin figure out exactly what it is the VP does all day, and all will be well again.
